1. It's in the middle of nowhere
2. If you know where it is, you are a true Texan
There is always a party to be found in Nacogdoches, primarily because of SFA, and because there is nothing else to do in Nacogdoches but party.
Texan #2: What the hell is there to do in Nacogdoches?
Texan #1: .......Uh.