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Nachshon 

when moses and the newly freed slaves came to the sea a guy named Nachshon jumped into the ocean before God split the ocean because he had a lot of faith in God. He was neck deep in the ocean before it split
Damn, Nachshon, you're wet.

Israel: "where is god now? eygpt is coming and we're just standing here!"
Moses: "God will split the sea."
Israel: "Yea, right..."
Nachshon: "YEA! RIGHT! lets get in there!" *walks into ocean*
God: *splits ocean*
Nachshon by eugenie ginat May 15, 2006
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A funny black man who is good with the ladies but often falls in love too quickly. You should always be friends with a nahshon, he knows how to make you laugh when you're upset.
"Nahshon is hella funny"
Nahshon by Ghostface_mask December 14, 2018
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A man in the Bible who was the son of Amminadab. Aka Naasson

A Prophet.
"from Judah, Nahshon son of Amminadab." - Numbers 1:7
nahshon by nrock23 October 23, 2011
A funny black guy that can make your life 10x better , with a weird sense of the understanding of the world, he is good with the ladies. He's the most kindest, and friendliest person you'll ever meet. He will always be there for you no matter what. He can be loyal if he finds that special someone and he is emotionally strong and aloof , nothing can bring him down.
nahshon by blackguku767 November 22, 2021
Nahshon is someone who you always want to be around. Nahshon is the type of person to cheer you up when yo man nigga acting right. Get you a Nahshon
Nahshon is so cool to be around!
Nahshon by Markusie November 23, 2021
Is very weird and is in to a lot of women but will always be in love with one the most. Will make you laugh even though he will bother you to the point you talk behind his back. He is lovable and is loyal he is not the strongest and not the fastest and not the smartest and definitely not the dumb ass of the century
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Nahshon
a really mean jerk. Jacks off to small Asian men or S.A.M. A very white nerd hated by girls.p
mark is hated by everyone!! He is such a nahshon.
nahshon by johnny jaleroffer February 23, 2008