NUTCON

(n & adj) usu. used with a number indicating an increasing scale of aggression or pent-up wrath defined along the lines of the US Defence Condition ("DEFCON") scale.

Adaption of DEFCON

"Stay out of Sgt. Smith's way: She's NUTCON 5!"

by Spootonium October 12, 2004

Nutcone

When you bust a nut in an ice cream cone and make someone eat it.

She asked for ice cream,
I gave her a nutcone

by SinPie July 12, 2017