np

1: Most commonly used as an acronym for the term 'no problem'.
2: Also can be used in the game Left 4 Dead in which it would stand for either no problem OR nice pounce, depending on the context of it's use.

"Thanks bro!"
"np man."

or in l4d

____ has pounced you for 25
You: shit... np man.
Hunter: ty

by Hunter000 September 28, 2009

NPS

No pants spoon. Laying in the bed or on the couch in the spooning position with no pants on. Usually leading to fun activities

Hey baby let's lay down and have an NPS.

by Kgrassers July 11, 2008

np

1. No problem
2. Neopoints (Points on a website called Neopets)

1.
Bob- Thanks for the ice cream.
Sally- Np.

2. The tooth-faerie gave me 10000 np!

by Dorcas Meadowes July 11, 2005

np

1) An abbreviation for no problem
2) Nigga please

both used in chats/texts/emails...etc

a: son, thanks for the sam adams
b: np

a: yo at that party last night i fucked 3 bitches
b: NP!

by A.froman September 13, 2009

np

nigga please...

4 black pepole to use instead of whatever

Man 1: Nigga, i got chu

Man 2: np... u ain't bout to do shyt...

by adrian kilpat. July 5, 2009

np

Niggerpenis

Me: "Mom, I bought those potatoes you asked for."

Mom: "Finally, what took you so long you fucking piece of trash!!! -_-".

*np

by DickFelleHome🅱️oi October 30, 2019

np

no problem

nice hat. Thanks. np

by Tristan Jóhannes February 6, 2015