NLC 

"No Longer Cognitive"
So drunk or high that a person no long exhibits higher brain function or able to realize or interact with their environment. Often only capable of moaning, rolling around on the ground, and spilling beer.b

"Hey, Jimmy's NLC"
"Yeah, what do you think we should do with him?"
"Just leave'im and let'im sleep it off"
"Yeah, he'll be fine"

NLC by BradenWC April 4, 2006

NLC 

No luv club a club that entails mario party and alot of bustdown thottiana references

damn shes in the nlc, whole lotta gang shit weeeep

NLC by kingdiabeetusthe3rd March 18, 2019

NLC 

Meaning "No Life Club" as taken by some fags from gaia

You're a member of the NLC!

NLC by Natallie November 1, 2008

nlcs girl 

An NLCS girl is really cool and smart but doesn’t really have many contacts with boys because they are in the middle of nowhere (Edgware). To become an NLCS girl you have to get into North London Colliguate and spend the rest of your life doing homework. NLCS girls usually have addictions to shopping, homework and/or bake sales and tuck ( a tuck shop). NLCS usually only wear brown and blue but not by choice... it is the tragic uniform NLCS girls are forced to wear.

Person no.1: omg look at her she’s definitely an NLCS girl.
Person no.2: why do you say that?
Person no.1: she spends all her free time shopping or doing homework.

nlcs girl by Guava muffin January 20, 2019