NFLPA 

Short for the National Football League Players Association. Currently embattled with the NFL owners in a bid to see who can screw over the fans of the NFL the most in an attempt to increase their already enormous paychecks.

Breaking News this morning; the NFL and NFLPA have finally come to an agreement where the only people who will be forced to concede in a compromise will be the fans. Provisions include removing the requirement for players to display "effort" and having Joe Buck commentate on every game.

NFLPA by BuckleCrotch May 1, 2011

NLPAG

Composed of Erin and Kenna, the NLPAG is awesome and owns EVERYTHING. Especially Pants In A Frame.

Who rocks out loud? Erin and Kenna. That's right, the NLPAG!

NLPAG by Spaz February 6, 2005

NFPA 704 

NFPA 704: Standard System for the Identification of the Hazards of Materials for Emergency Response, or NFPA 704 for short is the fire diamond things. They are typically placed on a door or a container and it gives warnings about what is inside of the container or behind the door. There are three colors and they each have a number 0 through 4 (0 being not present and 4 being extremely).

Red indicates flammability/combustibility (A material with a 4 will likely combust under normal atmospheric temperatures/pressures) (Propane has a flammability rating of 4) .

Blue indicates health hazards (a material with a 4 can cause death or serious harm upon exposure). (Hydrogen cyanide has a health rating of 4).

Yellow indicates reactivity/stability (a material with a 4 can detonate under normal temperatures) (nitroglycerin has a reactivity rating of 4)

The white section doesn't have a number and instead serves as a place for special warnings.
Examples of which include but are not limited to:

OX: indicates the substance is an oxidizer

SA: indicates the substance is a asphyxiant gas

BIO: indicates the substance carries a biological hazard (used for things such as viruses)
RA/RAD: indicates the substance is radioactive
ACID/ALK: indicates the substance is Acid or Alkaline respectively

A: Bro wtf is in this container?
B: Don't open it! the NFPA 704 says it's a health hazard
A: Fuckin nerd

NFPA 704 by Person12350 April 22, 2022

nflandboobs 

A person on ESPN message boards, mostly on the dallas cowboys nfl board. He/She also goes by the names, nflandboobs2, nflandboobs3, nflandb00bs, and most recently nflandknockers. He/She can also be found on Football Refuge as nflandboobs. He/She is such a homer that He/She is blind to the fact that dallas is a horrible football team.

me: nflandboobs is such a homer
you: yeah
me: he/she is obviously a loser

nflandboobs by unanyomous December 9, 2008

NFPA 704 

NFPA 704 is the official name for Fire Diamonds, which are rhombus-shaped sign that has 4 different colored squares that tell you how dangerous a substance is in four ways: Health (Blue), Reactivity (Yellow), Flammability (Red) and the white square is for Miscellaneous hazards. Each colored square is marked with a number ranging between zero and four. Zero/Empty means that that substance has no danger in that category. 1 = mildly hazardous, 2 = hazardous, 3 = extremely hazardous, and 4 = Lethal.

Hey, did you know that NFPA 704 are also called fire diamonds, saftey squares and figmenty pigmenty crosser tossers?

NFPA 704 by Jqoi Zunderlat March 4, 2021

nflactic shock 

When a person enters into a state of mania, with possible physical manifestations, upon learning there is NFL football is viewable -but the person isn't.

"Quickly, find a sportsbar, The Patriots are on and Mary Beth knows, and is going into NFLactic shock!!?!?"

nflactic shock by andersjg August 11, 2017

nflactic 

When a person begins to lose their Proverbial shit upon learning NFL is on and viewable.

"Mary Beth is LOSING HER SHIT, NFLACTIC, because The Patriots are on and she can't watch them!"

nflactic by andersjg August 11, 2017