new boyfriend, co-worker, boss, assorted "little lord fauntleroy" trumped up, and pumped up as the new saviour!
here comes judy with her brand new jesus!

steve mcfoolsis is going to turn this office around, hes' going to be the new jesus!
by michael foolsley November 19, 2009
Get the new jesus mug.
A fantastic song (by far the best song I've ever heard that was about faith and god), that questions are lives here on earth, and ask what will happen next. a song that questions faith, and ask for strength, it ask questions that any educated person would ask. I love this song and it makes me feel less alone in this world. The catholic church should make this song into a prayer.
Brand New Jesus Christ: the greatest song about god and Jesus, ever made.

"Jesus Christ, I'm alone again
So what did you do those three days you were dead?
Because this problem is gonna last
More than the weekend"

"Jesus Christ I'm not scared to die
But I'm a little bit scared of what comes after
Do I get the gold chariot
Or do I float through the ceiling"

"Or do I divide and pull apart
Cause my bright is too slight to hold back all my dark
This ship went down in sight of land
And at the gates does Thomas ask to see my hands?"
by wseroyer April 15, 2009
Get the Brand New Jesus Christ mug.
A non-profit organization started by High School entrepreneur Charlie Flanum.
Are you going to The new black Jesus barbecue?
by j_alton1619 September 6, 2020
Get the The New Black Jesus mug.