When a penis turns to the left
His penis only turns left like a NASCAR.
a non atlhetic spoet centered around rednecks where they sit around watching the cars turn left 500 times
nascar is dumb.
An American stock car auto racing series. Certainly used to be fun to watch, then CEO Brian France destroyed it with the Chase for the Cup, the Car of Tomorrow, and his incessant ways of changing the rules, letting Jimmie Johnson cheat and win, and trying to be the auto racing monopoly of the United States. Sorry Brian, but your racing series is a corrupt good ol' boys society.
DW: That NASCAR race sure is exciting out there, look who's cheat... leading out there, ol 5-time Jimmie in the Lowe's Car!
Larry: NASCAR is certainly playing favori-
*2-HOUR COMMERCIAL BREAK*
The most pointless "sport" in the world. Nearly worse tha golf, but not quite because it has cars instead of horny old guys with clubs.
John Doe- "Man, nascar is the stupidest thing on earth...almost as bad as those horny old fucks with clubs."
The National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing. It is the fastest growing motorsport sanctioning body in the world, and has divisions in the US, Canada, Mexico, and now Europe. It is commonly used as the object of bigotry by many people, claiming only trashy southern people watch and compete in it and that the cars only make left turns. NASCAR competes on a wide variety of ovals and a handful of lengthy road courses in its top-two divisions, and the majority of incoming drivers that are hired into the Sprint Cup Series actually come from the north in this day and age. Contrary to popular belief, auto racing is very physically demanding,with a driver typically losing 10 pounds during a race. It also does require skill, and even road course racing veterans experience difficulties on ovals when they crossover to NASCAR.
1st guy: Hey, did you watch the NBA last night?
2nd guy: Nah, I was watching a great NASCAR race.
1st guy: Why do you watch a bunch of rednecks in cars make left turns?
2nd guy: Why do you watch a bunch of black guys in shorts run back and forth?
Shitty excuse for a sport where shitty cars (tauruses, monte carlos, stratuses, and other FWD pieces of shit) are transformed into rolling cereal boxes that don\'t come anywhere near the car they are claiming to be racing, ladened with irrelevant advertisements that add to the cars already unatractive ness that even with decent fans would be boring. If you want to see skill watch drivers drifting through the woods at a buck ten on ice in cars you can buy at you local dealership (WRC). Or F1.
I like how i can relate to the race because it involves real life situations like cars that actually exist with real lights and street legality and turns in only one direction.
Not A Sport, Crazy Ass Redneck. In order for something to be considered a sport, the participants must be athletes. Drivers are NOT athletes, therefore NASCAR is: Not A Sport, Crazy Ass Redneck. -___-.
"Hey, did you happen to see the wreck on lap 231 of the Daytona 500??"
"No, -___-. I only watch sports, and NASCAR doesn't qualify."