The most pointless "sport" in the world. Nearly worse tha golf, but not quite because it has cars instead of horny old guys with clubs.
John Doe- "Man, nascar is the stupidest thing on earth...almost as bad as those horny old fucks with clubs."
Acronym, used by some who live in the south to express distaste for car races.

Not
All
Southerners
Care
About
Racing
Northern Guy: Do you like NASCAR?
Southern Guy: Why do you think that? You do know NASCAR, right?
by superslacker87 February 07, 2006
The redneck, white trash version of auto racing. You have to be 100% trash to think this is true racing: A bunch of losers driving around in an OVAL with soft banked turns. For the love of God you ignorant inbred bastards, watch F1 or IRC to have an idea what a REAL car race is like.

I'd bet my house that any of the "pilots" of NASCAR would get his lard ass handed to him at either of those series.
I watched 5 minutes of a NASCAR race. What an insult to car racing. I want my 5 minutes back,
by NASCAR is for rednecks July 25, 2004
An event where drunken rednecks and white trash gather around, get drunk, and watch other stupid white trash (whose names are usually penis related) drive around at dangerously high speeds in car shaped billboards advertizing for diet mountain dew and bud lite doing nothing but turning left and crashing into each other, and there's a trailer park in the center of the track. After the race is over, the rednecks go home and beat their wife/cousin/sister because dick peterson didn't win.
guy1: Wanna go see a nascar race?
guy2: fuck off!

redneck1:Hey billy bob, nascar's on the tv box, u wanna watch it.
redneck2:Whoooooooo!!! Hell yeah bubba, we'll grill up some roadkill, smoke some meth, and drink a case of PBR.
by A WHITE GUY June 04, 2014
The most underrated sport that receives so much unnecessary hate. Ignorant fucks who pee sitting down believe that Nascar is not a sport because it requires no physical strength and is as easy as turning left. these imbeciles are terribly wrong as drivers experience so much mental stress as well as physical exhaustion and experience a rush not present in any other sport; not mentioning that the drivers are fucking insane and have balls the size of Jupiter with each testicle weighing in at about 554554 megatons respectively. Racecars are no where near as similar as every poorly built street car and jackasses insist that any Nascar racecar is your typical Sunday beach cruiser. Yes the races can be extremely slow and boring but it is commonly found more amusing than 90 minutes of a scoreless soccer game or fishing. Nascar started in the blue collar South, thus dubbing every person associated with Nascar as an "inbred redneck". A hefty majority of the sport is definitely hickish, however, most of the drivers are studs who have hotter wives than any NFL player including a few who have college degrees. Stating that Nascar is not a sport is identical to stating that golf is not a sport based on the fact that your ignorant ass can't pick out the physical and mental demands present in both sports.
Preston Teabag the Third: "nascar is so easy i bet anyone can do it"
Nascar fan: "Why don't you hop in and try?"
Preston Teabag the third: *hops in* "which one is the gas and why are there three pedals?"
by Dunkleblake April 15, 2014
An American stock car auto racing series. Certainly used to be fun to watch, then CEO Brian France destroyed it with the Chase for the Cup, the Car of Tomorrow, and his incessant ways of changing the rules, letting Jimmie Johnson cheat and win, and trying to be the auto racing monopoly of the United States. Sorry Brian, but your racing series is a corrupt good ol' boys society.
DW: That NASCAR race sure is exciting out there, look who's cheat... leading out there, ol 5-time Jimmie in the Lowe's Car!

Larry: NASCAR is certainly playing favori-

*2-HOUR COMMERCIAL BREAK*
by Geff Jordon June 05, 2011
Shitty excuse for a sport where shitty cars (tauruses, monte carlos, stratuses, and other FWD pieces of shit) are transformed into rolling cereal boxes that don\'t come anywhere near the car they are claiming to be racing, ladened with irrelevant advertisements that add to the cars already unatractive ness that even with decent fans would be boring. If you want to see skill watch drivers drifting through the woods at a buck ten on ice in cars you can buy at you local dealership (WRC). Or F1.
I like how i can relate to the race because it involves real life situations like cars that actually exist with real lights and street legality and turns in only one direction.
by A real autosport enthusiast April 26, 2005

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