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the dumbest thing in the world, its a sport that attracts white trash.
Oh, im gonna go to the nascar race tonight.
ummmmm...can you say REDNECK!?!?
by Abby Automatic May 14, 2007
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A game in which rednecks compete to see who can drive a car around in a large oval over and over in the least amount of time. For some reason, this is supposed to be fun to watch.
"Gawdayum it, don'tchoo make fun of that thar Nascar or I'll kick yur aiyss!"
by Hell Mantra February 22, 2006
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WE'RE TURNING LEFT!!!!
southern accented nascar driver:

WE'RE TURNING LEFT!!!!
by potweedope October 18, 2008
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N - Non
A - Athletic
S - Sport
C - Created
A - Around
R - RedNecks
There is a NASCAR event going on in town
by RedNeck Hater April 20, 2004
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Shitty excuse for a sport where shitty cars (tauruses, monte carlos, stratuses, and other FWD pieces of shit) are transformed into rolling cereal boxes that don\'t come anywhere near the car they are claiming to be racing, ladened with irrelevant advertisements that add to the cars already unatractive ness that even with decent fans would be boring. If you want to see skill watch drivers drifting through the woods at a buck ten on ice in cars you can buy at you local dealership (WRC). Or F1.
I like how i can relate to the race because it involves real life situations like cars that actually exist with real lights and street legality and turns in only one direction.
by A real autosport enthusiast April 26, 2005
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a stupid hick "sport" in which 43 guys drive around in circles for 3 hours..wooo exciting. all you people who can auctually stay awake for those 3 or 4 hours should really see a doctor. or atleast watch a Champ Car or F1 race...they are auctually entertaing. And the only reason most women watch NASCAR is because they think some driver is cute or whatnot...which totally defies the point of auctually watching it. pffff stupid waste of TV time.
Mother:"Today is your dentist appt. for your root canal. Of course if you would rather watch the NASCAR race, you can stay home..."
Son: "NO WAY! I'd rather go to the dentists!"
by you suck April 03, 2005
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A guy said that Nascar is a sport. Its not. He said its the best sport in the world. Its a lame excuse to allow hillbillies world wide to come together and watch a car go around a track 210 times. Its also a bad excuse to use up whats left of Americas oil supply and claim war of the middle east.
Man That Nascar is gay.
by Brad Smegal November 25, 2005
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