by flip_master_harambe April 15, 2021
A sport for true intellectuals in which cars driven by the best athletes in the world go around in circles for a few hours and high speeds before Jeff Gordon wins. The sport is so awesome that the stupidest people in the world deem it only for rednecks even though they themselves are probably retarded.
Jim: "NASCAR is boring. It's not even a sport."
Larry: "Jim, you can't even tie your shoes or count to ten."
Jim: "NASCAR still sucks! Whoops, I forgot to pee in the toilet."
Larry: "Jim, you can't even tie your shoes or count to ten."
Jim: "NASCAR still sucks! Whoops, I forgot to pee in the toilet."
by GeoJoe1000 July 2, 2013
An event where drunken rednecks and white trash gather around, get drunk, and watch other stupid white trash (whose names are usually penis related) drive around at dangerously high speeds in car shaped billboards advertizing for diet mountain dew and bud lite doing nothing but turning left and crashing into each other, and there's a trailer park in the center of the track. After the race is over, the rednecks go home and beat their wife/cousin/sister because dick peterson didn't win.
guy1: Wanna go see a nascar race?
guy2: fuck off!
redneck1:Hey billy bob, nascar's on the tv box, u wanna watch it.
redneck2:Whoooooooo!!! Hell yeah bubba, we'll grill up some roadkill, smoke some meth, and drink a case of PBR.
guy2: fuck off!
redneck1:Hey billy bob, nascar's on the tv box, u wanna watch it.
redneck2:Whoooooooo!!! Hell yeah bubba, we'll grill up some roadkill, smoke some meth, and drink a case of PBR.
by A WHITE GUY June 5, 2014
The definition speaks for itself
by Ninjalo November 28, 2003
A PHYSICAL SPORT where Chevrolets, Fords and Toyotas drive for 3+ hours, at speeds of 180+ MPH and 2-3 inches from the wall and from eachother. DISCLAIMER: Not just a rednecks sport.
by JakeG514 July 6, 2016
NASCAR (National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing). Started in 1947. The most awesome sport ever. It is not just for rednecks or white trash. Nor is it just left turns, as there are road courses too.
NASCAR is awesome!
by Me, not you. So leave. August 19, 2011
The sorriest excuse for a sport ever invented. An excuse for stupid white rednecks to come together and watch other stupid white rednecks turn left in a car for 3 to 4 hours. It also doubles as a 3 to 4 hour commercial in which you here and see more advertisement than actual talent. And I do not care what all of you NASCAR fans say, everyone who associates themselves with it is a redneck, regardless of where the driver or the race is. I'm sorry, but I would rather watch competetive elephant ejaculation than a NASCAR race
Stupid White Redneck 1: Hey there bud, lets go sit on our asses and smoke cigarettes and drink shitty lite beer in our wifebeaters at the NASCAR race today. Then we can go home and abuse our families in a fit of drunken rage.
Stupid White Redneck 2: Yup, sounds fun.
Stupid White Redneck 2: Yup, sounds fun.
by Steeeeeeeeve May 20, 2006