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Non-Athlete Regular Person
This dude was such a N.A.R.P he thought he was good at lax today...
I know bro..total N.A.R.P
by notanarp May 03, 2010
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Acronym for "not a real person"... When someone is acting completely ridiculous. Their everyday actions are not socially acceptable they then come a NARP
This girl in my chem class is such a NARP, she dirty skypes her boyfriend all the time during lectures.
by Jan and Earl December 14, 2010
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(noun) Acronym for "Not A Real Person." Narps are characterized by traits that render them unidentifiable within a contemporary, cultural context.

A NARP has a higher chance of:
- Being a savant in something.
- Popping into random social situations.
- Wearing the same outfit every day.
- Uttering inappropriately timed comments.
ARP: But if that doesn't work, what's your Plan B?

NARP: I had to get Plan B once with this girl cause I had sex with her.
by super deely 2 April 16, 2011
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acronym for Non Athletic Regular Person, usually used as an insult after a death check.
"Just like you have to keep the stick in the box for lacrosse, you have to keep your beer in the box. DEATH CHECK! NARP!"
by AverageLaxer April 17, 2010
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Not A Real Person.

A term that gives a name to the few and the freaky, delivers a word for those who are left speechless, and grants humor to the unavoidable victims of narpiness. There are socially inappropriate people. There are unrealistic and delusional people. There are people with unecessary comments and unrestrained word purging.

And then there are narps.
Person: What on earth is that in your window.
NARP: The highpower binoculars on the tripod is your dad's birthday gift from me. They're specifically for this purpose as well as astronomy.
Person: NARP.
by ChepeChepe March 08, 2012
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we are having a narp tomorrow
by jw1999 May 02, 2011
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Did you see Chantal today? She is just so strange. She's such a NARP
by littlelittleittybitty April 14, 2011
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