National Man-on-Dog Love Association. Former Senator Rick Santorum is President. They advocate legalization of sex with canines under 18 dog-years old.
Rick Santorum's dog Mahound was terrified--he was under 18 in dog years and Rick is president of NAMDLA. Santorum's previous pet Max ended up sore and covered with Santorum. His friend Ginger did not end up with Santorum on her, but instead gave birth to the ugliest and dumbest puppies he had ever seen. The pound put them to sleep before they could damage the country.
by Mark_RS February 22, 2011