n00bs

a peron who thinks they are very "internet savvy" but they just make them self look stupid.

n00b : HAHA I PWND J00!!!
guy : lol n00b
n00b : IM NOT A N00B YOU HAX0R LOL I ROCK!!!
guy : wat a n00b

by bob February 22, 2004

n00bs

These newcomers usually think of themselves as cyber celebs, have bad grammer, brag in a fagish way, and are overall annoying.

n00b:o fu mofo i am t3h best so dont sass me!!1!1!1!11

normal person:Speak in English please.

n00b:U BAK TOKKED MEH NOW I AM GONNA REPORT U FO SPAMMIN MAH HANGOUT SPOT

by hi March 15, 2005

n00b

A player who may or may not be new to a game, but insists on doing brainless things, especially things that hinder the team. Those who are defined as "n00bs" will also refuse to listen to words of wisdom or, even worse, berate those who try to help.

j00 n00b I'm going to report you to n00bstories.com

by Crimson February 2, 2004

n00b

An insult describing a person who is not only lacking in knowledge of something, but also blatantly refuses to learn about it and even berates those who would benefit him with experience. Often used in computer game circles.

"God, that guy is a serious n00b - all he ever does is teamkill."

by Anonymous October 18, 2003

n00b

An individual that plays a particular multiplayer game less than 15 hours a day, thus causing him/her to be less skilled at that game than the person calling him/her a n00b. N00bs are usually classified as having a job, an active social life, and possibly a lover. These things are reviled in the "gamer" community, which means that n00bs are hated with a passion in thier circles. The term is usually used in Counterstrike servers and Battle.net, where many mouthbreathing "elite gamers" and internet tough-guys can be found.

Normal player: hey, how do I beat (x) if I'm using (y)?
"Elite" gamer: lololol ur a n00b u suk lolol pwned get sum skilz nub fag
Normal player: Uhhh....what?

by Dassh May 13, 2004

n00bs

very irratable and enoying. A Person who is new to something but acts like they are an expert, also usually using the "1337" hacker language. . . which is also a pile of bollox to be honest.
A n00b is different to a newb tho. a newb is new to something, but with out the stupid questions and big headed-ness.

n00b: I OwnZ Joo all LOL11!!1!11!1! , how do i get in the vehicle? LOL!!!11!!
Player: Press E
n00b: i Gonnas Pwn Joo ass LOL!L!11!!
Player: Burn in hell u fu*king piss sh*t

by Ryan Dean April 20, 2005

n00b

A total idiot who is new to the internet community. Rejects all rules of a website and begs, whines, and also trolls/flames. Often only speaks the language of chat and you need a chat to english dictionary.

Sometimes confused with a newb. A newb is a new player who is willing to follow the rules and speaks english.

That is a n00b. People of the internet, beware!

Ex. 1:
n00b:OmG! Lyk ttly awsom mwoer lyk i can has it?
Player:No.
n00b:Lyk y nt?
Player: Because it isn't for sale...
n00b:wht eva! u thnk ur sooooooo mch btter than me dnt u?!?!11//
Player:Please stop this.
n00b:Omg! u lyk ttly insaltd me!! imma cll mah n00b army!
n00b 2: did u lyk insalt mah bestah?
n00b:lyk ya he did!
n00b 3: lyk lets out-n00b him yo!
n00b:Ya!1!1!!!11
*n00bed to death*

Ex 2.
newb: Hi I'm new here and I have a couple of questions.
n00b: ooh! i cn anser!!1 ask mee!!
newb:Okay, how do you feed your mweors?
n00b: lyk u dnt no how 2? u n00b!
newb:What?
player: Take no notice to them.

*player saves the day*

Ex. 3 n00b rpg:
n00b: the httest she-ct eva wlkd in and sad "I is sad cuz im lyk ugly!"
n00b 2:"u r not babbii!" ylled a hotti tom
n00b: "i no!" sad the smexxi she-ct!
n00b 2: "Lyk kis me!"

n00b:kk

by narflap October 15, 2009