1 definition by narflap

n00b

A total idiot who is new to the internet community. Rejects all rules of a website and begs, whines, and also trolls/flames. Often only speaks the language of chat and you need a chat to english dictionary.

Sometimes confused with a newb. A newb is a new player who is willing to follow the rules and speaks english.

That is a n00b. People of the internet, beware!

Ex. 1:
n00b:OmG! Lyk ttly awsom mwoer lyk i can has it?
Player:No.
n00b:Lyk y nt?
Player: Because it isn't for sale...
n00b:wht eva! u thnk ur sooooooo mch btter than me dnt u?!?!11//
Player:Please stop this.
n00b:Omg! u lyk ttly insaltd me!! imma cll mah n00b army!
n00b 2: did u lyk insalt mah bestah?
n00b:lyk ya he did!
n00b 3: lyk lets out-n00b him yo!
n00b:Ya!1!1!!!11
*n00bed to death*

Ex 2.
newb: Hi I'm new here and I have a couple of questions.
n00b: ooh! i cn anser!!1 ask mee!!
newb:Okay, how do you feed your mweors?
n00b: lyk u dnt no how 2? u n00b!
newb:What?
player: Take no notice to them.

*player saves the day*

Ex. 3 n00b rpg:
n00b: the httest she-ct eva wlkd in and sad "I is sad cuz im lyk ugly!"
n00b 2:"u r not babbii!" ylled a hotti tom
n00b: "i no!" sad the smexxi she-ct!
n00b 2: "Lyk kis me!"

n00b:kk

by narflap October 15, 2009