Myjority

When the majority of your friends want to do something and yet the minority idea, due to circumstances beyond control, is the idea that wins out.

3 friends: Let's go get some Indian food.
1 friend: I want Olive Garden.
3 friends: But there is more of us that hate Olive Garden.
1 friend: Yes but I'm driving so I have the myjority.

by Fabulist April 4, 2008