My Love is A Stapler

Japanese: Watashi no Koi wa Hotchkiss

A great song by the fictional band HTT (Houkago Tea Time or Afterschool Tea Time) from the anime K-On!.

Person 1: That guitar riff in My Love Is A Stapler is neat, right?
Person 2: It was a little tough to learn though....
Person 3: Cheh... it was way too easy....

by DarkIceDragon April 6, 2013

My love for Aaron

Infinite, faggot. Everyone loves Aaron infinitely because Aaron is great

Josh: Look up my love for Aaron in the dictionary
Aaron: what?
Josh: the definition is infinite, faggot.

by Massive dong27 June 25, 2018

My love life

Pure nothing.

Nothing except the v o i d.
V O I D a n d s a d n e s s
I cri

Depressed person - I will never find love *sigh* my love life... *cries*

by DON'T EAT DEM TIDEPODS July 10, 2018

512 my love

My love,
Things will be slower on UD I’ve got a new job 💁🏻 ♀️ things are busy at work, don’t ever think it’s my lack of trying, you are on my mind every second of the day do not forget I love you with all of my heart ❤️ okk

She’s trying her hardest and she does not forget what’s most important for 512 my love

by Hehehe555 September 12, 2023

659 my love

I am missing you deeply…every minute, every second. ❤️ Habibi ya eini!

659 my love…..cool cool cool

by Hehehe555 September 26, 2023

goodnight, my love :)

hey baby, so i know how we're separated right now, but i decided to make a couple of paragraphs for you in this time period, you may question why.., well it's because i want you to know that i care a lot about you and that i love you unconditionally <333 i just really hope that you never decide to leave me for any reason because without you i'll be like a bear without their honey, i'll be like the mood without the stars, i'll be like the notebook without the paper, i'll be like the heart with no arrow.. and so on:( oh oh, you must be https, because without you i'm :// <3 i know that was trash, but it's true. you always find a way to light up my day even if it doesn't take much effort. i love you so much and i really do hope that we never leave eachother. i promise you that there is no such thing as a much more better boy for me out there. you are the one i prayed for, you are the one i wished for, you are the one i begged for, you are the one i chose. i chose you for so many reasons, being: your hugs, your beautiful personality, the way you're so overprotective, the way you show love, the way you are who you are. please never change for anybody baby, i love you too much, and it would hurt my hella sensitive heart to see you do all the romantic things that we're doing right now to another person that isn't me, so please never leave me :( i love you so much <333

hey hey, goodnight, my love :) oh and i hope you enjoyed this :D

by andreea <3333 March 21, 2021

Elli, my love.

the prettiest, cutest, lovable, most amazing creature ever existed, MY LOVE, and the best girlfriend in the world.

I am about to die but thank god I have her, I have Elli, my love.

by rchud February 19, 2023