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Mwizard is a man who thinks he's a wizard. They usually wear a bath robe in the hope its a wizards robe and think they have magical powers because of too much use of alcohol and drugs.
Mwizard - 'Check it out guys i'm flying!'
Person 1 - 'No, your just high again...'

Mwizard - 'Check it out guys i'm swimming!'
Person 2 - 'No, your lying on the ground waving your legs and arms about...'
Mwizard by R-Cat November 13, 2011
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that guy sure was a mrwizard
mrwizard by spanking dough October 7, 2018
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McWizard 

A sandwich from Mcdonalds which consists of a mcchicken sandwich (bun in all) in between the two patties of a double cheeseburger. This wonder was first created in Mahomet, Illinois in spring of 2001. It is often used in wagers after rounds of golf. This sandwhich has now spread all over this country, even having its own facebook group page(ode to the mcwizard). Recent blogs have called this sandwhich a mcgangbang but the McWizard has been around several years before that was even thought of.
Rockford lost by four strokes in golf today, so big jim was able to buy two mcwizards with his winnings.
McWizard by big jim1 March 18, 2009
A mizard is a magic lizard that has a ghetto appearance and goes to frogwartz
Have you seen the mizard lately
mizard by Bob is the name November 28, 2016
Mizards are muggle wizard in progress. Mizards try very hard to get accepted to Hogwarts and their idol is Hermoine Granger who was also once a muggle.
My little sister is a mizard and is trying very hard to get her spells right.
Mizard by Potterhead ;) January 25, 2019

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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