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Muh-z-mAHn (n) 1. A Self-Proclaimed Emperor of Earth. 2. The closest thing to a god as one can become. 3. A being of exaggerated physics who mutters odd, yet witty phrases that are disregarded as the recipient assumes the source has down syndrome. 4. See also Muzzy.
We shall go down to the palace and give this season's harvest in whole to Lord Muzzman so that he may spare our lives for the upcoming year which makes no sense because without the harvest we will starve to death and die anyways.
by Ze Kapitan Muslim January 11, 2005

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