Top Definition
A person who is a try hard. Plays sports buts thinks he or she is better than they really are. Attempts to be funny by being a general ass hole. Any person who completely hates their family and hopes they die. Someone who is a flirt. Talks lots of shit behind other peoples backs. Any person who yells and bitches about other people then freaks out when it is done to them. A person who thinks there cool because they smoke and drink. Has a huge negative connotation.
Susie: Look at that boy over there.

Lory: Oh him, hes such a Mutzaballer.
by connerandtheballers October 06, 2011

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