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Toothpaste Mutiny 

What happens when you've just placed toothpaste on your toothbrush, you get distracted by something in another room, and it falls off into the sink.
I had just put the paste on my brush when my roommate grabbed my attention, and right before he finished speaking, I heard a splat. The toothpaste I had just put on my brush had decided it didn't want to go in my mouth, so it committed Toothpaste Mutiny.
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Matilynn 

Matilynn has several nicknames and the most popular is Mattie. An amazingly sexy, beautiful girl who will take you forever to figure out. Matilynn can be very secretive, but always honest to those they care about. When Matilynn are happy, everyone around them feels happier. It's like a kind of light shines through them. But when Matilynn are sad, it almost breaks your heart. Matilynn has a different way of looking at everything, that will catch you off guard sometimes. Even when they don't show it, they are often extremely sensitive to other people's emotions. Matilynns are beautiful, hilarious, creative, and different as snowflakes. Usually have a very, very sexy body and gorgeous face that everyone notices. They are very direct and tend to say what is on their mind, but they can also be playful and adorable. They tend to be full of contradictions and are extremely complex. Matilynns tend to be amazing pole dancers and give the hottest lap dances. EVER. Though they are nice to everyone, they are very selective when it comes to dating, so if you are a lucky enough bastard to get one, don't ever let her go.
Matilynn is so beautiful.
Matilynn can be a really big gay.
Matilynn can be a dick to others when she's caught at the wrong time.
Matilynn by YoUr MoThEr My bED December 18, 2018

self-mutilation

Hurting yourself in any way at all. Remarkably similar to eating disorders and substance abuse. Can be a cry for attention, a type of self-punishment or just a way of letting out frustration and depression. No matter what the form or reason, this is a disease and a serious, widespread problem. It is also extremely addictive and leads to downwards spirals of reclusive behavior, guilt and high-risk living.
Self-mutilation can be cutting, head-slamming, wrist banging, scratching, picking, burning, bruising- anything painful.
self-mutilation by carma July 31, 2006
A girl who is perfect in so many ways, she is greatly wanted. If you meet her give her a chance to grow on you its worth it.
"Have you meet Matilyn?"
"Yes she was amazing"
Matilyn by awseomeness November 27, 2011

Lunch Mutiny 

When a group of co-workers decide on a destination for lunch, only to find that a few select members of the group have decided to go elsewhere. These individuals inform the original organizer typically as the excursion begins, i.e. on the way out the door or while in the car.
Laurie about threw a punch when she found out that her trip to dine at the elegant Thai restaurant was the subject of a lunch mutiny to Five Guys Burgers by Tyler and Brad.
Lunch Mutiny by Rusty Adams November 11, 2009

self-mutilation

Self-mutilation is when someone hurts themselves to release some form of pain. Usually cutting, pulling hair, burning, banging etc. Making fun of them is not going to help. Just because you have different ways of coping doesn't mean you should make fun of people that already have problems hating themselves etc. Self-mutilators need help they don't need people picking on them.
Self-mutilation is dangerous. If someone you know is self-mutilating get some kind of help.
self-mutilation by pour real life out September 20, 2006