King of the Douche Lords. He can be descirbed as a man in his late 70s who likes to troll around bodybuilding boards trying to make fun of the little kiddies. But in reality, he's into "buggering" and things of that nature.
Me: "What did you eat for lunch?"
Musulman: "Buncha Heavy Cream"
Me: "What? Do you swallow"
Musulman: "Only when buggering"
Me: "Nigga Please!"