by Lemonade Selling Moistmen April 1, 2018
When you shit in your dads mouth and he sneezes on your ass hairs which you cut off and feed to your mom.
by Bonerific Juice Omelet May 27, 2018
"When you comment on something even though no one fucking asked after your opinion but you wanna annoy the shit out of people anyway"
by UninportantNichname December 11, 2017
A hairy man who is so fat and shameless he will even eat a gigantic jar of Price Club mustard he cradles in his arms with his bare effin hands.
by Sally H. December 28, 2022
When one "swims in a sea of sleep" and has a 70-80% chance of waking up from their "swim" with mustard on their shirt.
by tonysuave August 16, 2010
Yoboi Mustard is a sexy ass rapper from Moreno Valley,California he’s a future legend in the rap game he’s nothing but a Pure Gasser,A Goat in his city,His music is pure gold and hard.Real Artist.
by James Rain January 25, 2022