Mustachelle 

A girl with a mustache.

Mustachelle has crumbs in her stash!

Mustachelle by Jaquani November 10, 2009

Mustacheketball 

When a fat sweaty man with a handlebar mustache beats you in a one on one game of basketball or a game of 21, oftentimes for a cash wager. He usually wins through aggressive use of the post game and emphasis on fundamentals. This is the highest form of basketball humiliation, worse than having your ankles broken or even being posterized.

The burly man lowered his shoulder into my chest, and his sweaty mullet splashed into my face. With his handlebars glistening in the sun as he drained the winning bucket on a surprisingly agile fadeaway, I knew I had just played a game of mustacheketball.

We've all been there.

Mustacheketball by anom1k August 6, 2010

mustachelessness 

to be without a mustache

"It relieves the pain of mustachelessness" said Peter Griffin in the Family Guy episode "McStroke" (Season 6 Episode 8) after eating 30 hamburgers in a row at a restaurant where he suffered a stroke just after.

mustachelessness by deepspace10 January 22, 2011

Mustachole 

A guy who is growing a mustache but clearly has no business, as it's patchy, uneven, or just fucking ugly. Usually a hipster.

I hooked up with a mustachole last night. Filled with regrets.

Mustachole by BoxJohnson September 15, 2012

Mustacheless Goatee 

A regular goatee without a mustache; the womens choice, pure pimpness, fly as a G6

I have a beard, it is a mustacheless goatee.

Mustacheless Goatee by YouAreWhoforpoo May 17, 2013

Moustachelessness 

-The absence of a moustache.
-The act of not having a moustache.

"Yo cuz, his moustachelessness is dope"

Moustachelessness by CheeseGrater2001 June 16, 2016

mustachesexual 

Mustachesexual is when you are only attracted to men who have mustaches, and as soon as they shave it you are no longer attracted to them.

I’m not really into him cause i’m lowkey mustachesexual

mustachesexual by glitter sparkles December 9, 2024