The act of giving a male oral pleasure by placing his penis between your upper lip and the bottom of your nose and moving your head side to side.
Male 1: Dude, you know that chick I banged last night? She gave me a sweet mustaching before I finished!
Male 2: Wow you must have a tiny dick!
Male 2: Wow you must have a tiny dick!
by RideMaLightin' November 18, 2011
1) Chris Baker
2) A man with the looks of Adolph Hitler
3) A style of facial hair commonly referred to as a 70's porn accessory.
2) A man with the looks of Adolph Hitler
3) A style of facial hair commonly referred to as a 70's porn accessory.
by vasectomy71 May 13, 2011
by This is not ok August 31, 2020
The mustache said if we sold as many records as Britney Spears we would be as successful"
At the meeting the mustache told the band that a gold record was proof of lots of sales.
If the singer was as big a star as Beyonce, then the mustache said he could get more shows for her.
At the meeting the mustache told the band that a gold record was proof of lots of sales.
If the singer was as big a star as Beyonce, then the mustache said he could get more shows for her.
by John Durr July 25, 2008
A fuzzy caterpillar type thing, that grows on your upper lip, but also takes over your mind and makes you delusional, causing the wearer of said fuzzy caterpillar to think it looks good. It almost never looks good.
by Chris@bennettelectric.org June 12, 2019
by diana diana diana diana March 17, 2008
An occupational hazard caused by using cheap staplers: almost like resistoring or telephoning, where the staples do not complete "bite" into the other side of a document, except the staples take on a more rounded form, like a handlebar mustache.
by pentozali February 14, 2011