Mustache rub 

When a man tickles the womans pussy with his mustache

"I gave my wife a mean mustache rub when I was going down on her."

Mustache rub by Alsexx February 20, 2009

rubbing mustache 

I need to poop.

I need to go rub a mustache, before I burst my colostomy bag!!!

rubbing mustache by johnhenry June 1, 2004

Mustacherbating 

the act of repeadetly rubbing or touching ones mustache

"mmmmmm i love this stache"
"eww dude gross. stop mustacherbating"

Mustacherbating by mustacheman1234 June 1, 2012

mustachepube 

the two hairiest parts of the body all put together into one ultimate insult.

person 1 : hahaha. im soo funny.

person 2 : no. you are a fail, you mustachepube.

mustachepube by ilikeyoubang March 7, 2009