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A godly substance that can only be used by the right person. If not used by the

right person, things may go seriously wrong. Mustache Wax itself feels like vasiline, and can only be bought with Swedish currency, krona.
Hey can I get some Mustache Wax?

NO! You are not worthy!
by Touchdown My Pants November 05, 2014
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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