musketting

When you pack your dickhole full of peppers using a chopstick, and then you proceed to blow your load into a chick whilst yelling "FIRE EVERYTHING!!!".

Bro pass me those jalapeños, Imma do some musketting tonight.

by KeepItSleazy January 29, 2016

Musket

Metaphorical weapon of choice for Mormon leaders when defending “traditional marriage” from the gays and liberal elites.

“I would like to hear a little more musket fire from BYU …when defending marriage as the union of a man and a woman.” —Current Mormon Apostle

by jph3 September 3, 2021

Musketing

Taking laxatives via suppository (like musket gunpowder) and loading in a projectile, once you shit your guts out the projectile launches

Mu-sket-ing :

I musketed a cat

Do you have musketing insurance?

by Notachav69 May 11, 2021

musket

when a man shits in a womans mouth and then stuffs the shit with his dick. like a musket.

i gave her a musket and she choked to death

by alpinestar1989 March 20, 2007

musket

An instrument given to immigrants before they are deported to Zimbabwe to defend themselves from giant rats.

"Because you are not from here, take this musket and go."

by E.Pinter February 27, 2005

musket

Guy does girl in butthole. When the final moment is approaching, he puts one of his balls in girl's butthole, girl farts ball out and guy blows load onto girl's back.
** Not recommended for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' balls are so big its impossible for him to do the musket.

by Costa Rica March 16, 2008

Muskets

Large calf muscles which make a man's legs extremely desireable to women.

"damn! look at the muskets on Zach."
-or-
"damn Greer, you got some big 'ol muskets."

by Manny Arocha December 7, 2005