Skip to main content

Musashi Miyamoto 

A samurai, duelist, and master swordsman that lived in Japan in the 1600s under the reign of Tokugawa Ieyasu. He was a remarkable fighter, having won 60 duels, and invented the two sword style of using a katana and a wakizashi at the same time. He was called a kensei, or sword saint, and is a famous person in Japanese history. More importantly, he was a fine artist and writer, and is the author of "The Book of Five Rings", which is a fascinating text on martial sciences and strategy.
Musashi was a swordsman, artist, writer, and a great thinker.
Musashi Miyamoto mug front
Get the Musashi Miyamoto mug.
See more merch

Musashi Miyamoto 

A legendary samurai.A master at his two-sword style.
Miyamoto was an awesome swordsman in the feudal Japan era

Masausage Parlor 

Another term for a Massage parlor, typically where a "happy ending" or hand relief occurs.
DA-- Hey Marv, it's Sunday and I am hungover. A rub and tug at the masausage parlor sounds great. Want to go?

MS-- Great idea Donny! Let's go.
Masausage Parlor by Steam & Cream January 26, 2009

Miyamoto Musashi 

Miyamoto Musashi was the most hardcore samurai that ever lived. He was born in some shitty province in japan to a family of lesser nobility (SCUMBAGS!). He taught himself how to fight and won his first duel at 13 with a wooden stick after bludging some noob samurai to death. He had syphilis on his face this left him pretty pissed off so he just went around japan winning duels and killing people for laughs. He also liked to beat other samurai to death with a wooden oar to add to the humiliation.

We salute you Miyamoto Musashi!
Almighty Samurai Warrior: I challenge you to a duel!
Miyamoto Musashi: I'm going to bash your fucking head in with my oar bitch.
the liquid stuff that comes out of the bottle before the acctual mustard
ew! I just had some muspus get on my sandwich!
muspus by some stupid girl February 3, 2010
Tall handsome guy with the heart of a lion, he is always ready to defend you and he cares about you

Musau-Lovely scars, musau is a person who has scars but he turned his scars to lovely scars
He is a musau
Musau by King yela June 6, 2021