The motherfuckin' murth-dog, murth-daddy, murth-king. If you are blessed by a Murtha's presence, you better bow down mu(r)thafuckers. He will rule the party, he will bring the beer, he will bring the bitches. He is a one of a kind and your tits will turn to gold if he winks at you. Respect the Murth, because there is no turning back once you are on his bad side. Invite big-dickin Murth to all your parties for a guaranteed good time. Grab him a beer and watch the world unravel.
by Murtha July 28, 2016
A fat girl that may or may not actually be a girl. You know you are near a Murtha when you receive a strong whiff of hot dog water smell.
by Velociraptor Jesus May 15, 2018