Murpho 

A complete drama queen, adored by everyone. The sexual fantasy of many. Plural - Murphi, Feminine - Murpha, Young child - Murphette.

look at that Murpho, i'd bang her.

Murpho by Breea Scot Lewis May 7, 2008

murkhole 

An amorphous/mystical/apocryphal orifice of the body into which various 'objects' may be inserted in disgust.

Highbert: Ah, dood, did you see Highland yesterday? He pissed Craiggers off and got it right in the murkhole.

murkhole by Hhhweidman April 25, 2009

murphysexual 

(From Dear Evan Hansen) A sexual or romantic attraction to both Connor and Zoe Murphy, something resulting into not knowing whom you have stronger affections

this may also be recognized as Bisexuality

Evan found himself questioning his sexuality when not only was he in love with Zoe Murphy but felt somewhat attracted to her older brother, Connor. he found out that he was Murphysexual

murphysexual by PriaSama June 14, 2017

Emily Murphy 

Cheese like substance with pungent odor present in unwashed skin folds of the body.

Attorney with Administrator of General Services Administration in the White House.

As she wiped Emily Murphy from her nether regions, she gagged at the putrid odor.

White House staffer Emily Murphy disagrees with the election results and is derelict in her duties as Administrator of General Services.

Emily Murphy by SocietyPunisher November 9, 2020

Ryan Murphy

When you ate high quality and exquisite foods but you barfed them all over the place while being puzzled or careless as to how you'll clean it up in the end.

Friend: I just made a Ryan Murphy last night at the bar. I don't know what to do about it so I just left it there all messed up as is.

Ryan Murphy by krumpbabby March 27, 2016

Jesus Murphy 

A phrase uttered by Canadians who stub their toes. By replacing "Christ" with "Murphy," these Canadians manage to avoid hell.

(toe is stubbed) Jesus Murphy!

Jesus Murphy by FNods May 20, 2012

Dirty Murphy 

A pint of Guinness with a shot of Jäger dropped in it. An Irish boilermaker. Sometimes referred to as a Soiled Irishman by Scots! Also referred to as an Irish Navy Depth Charge.

Damn it. My boss is such an asshole... I need to get to the pub for a Dirty Murphy.

Dirty Murphy by Dirty McD February 19, 2013