Cranked That Murloc

You meet a nice girl and take her back to your place. you take her into the bedroom and begin to have sex. When you are about to splurge you scream "REN EN EN EN EN EN EN" and you squirt your cum into your mouth and then spit it into your partners eyes.

dude.... last night i cranked that murloc.... now my girlfriend is blind....

by Joe "Warlock" Brinton December 31, 2008

Murloc

Everything is his fault because he doesn’t send his friends cheese

Don’t be friends with murloc

by Pepperholic November 6, 2019