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6.
To suddenly expel large quantities of purely liquid poop. Makes the murf sound as it suddenly hits the water in the toilet.
Man, that burrito gave me some hardcore murf.
by eflatus September 16, 2009
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1.
the sound a cat makes when a person:
sodomizes a cat
has sexual relations with a cat

or attempts to have sexual relations with a cat
1.

Boy: "I have so much love to give"
Cat: "Murf.."

2.

Jim: wow did David just do that
Keaton: yeah i saw it happen, he was humping his cat.
by Mr. Murf November 25, 2009
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2.
alternative to wedgie
I have a gnarly murf brah.
by zzyzxxzyzz August 27, 2010
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3.
this word origination on the islad of maui in hawaii, and usally the outer islands dont know what it means or use it. the real definition of murf is a really tick (thick) person, or someone that can beat the shizniz out of you.
ho look at dat murf fuka
by jahandy January 05, 2008
117 96
 
4.
To vomit
BRO, I THINK I'M GONNA MURF!
by MURF MAN February 24, 2009
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5.
For all those people who don't know what murf means, it means anything you want it to mean.
"have a murfing awesome day"

"holy murf"
by licklimpydown April 07, 2013
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7.
the opposite of smurf.
a rather large/muscular person.
Damn Ikaika, you wen get all murf!
by Ululani November 08, 2013
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