To suddenly expel large quantities of purely liquid poop. Makes the murf sound as it suddenly hits the water in the toilet.
Man, that burrito gave me some hardcore murf.
the sound a cat makes when a person:
sodomizes a cat
has sexual relations with a cat
or attempts to have sexual relations with a cat
Boy: "I have so much love to give"
Jim: wow did David just do that
Keaton: yeah i saw it happen, he was humping his cat.
this word origination on the islad of maui in hawaii, and usally the outer islands dont know what it means or use it. the real definition of murf is a really tick (thick) person, or someone that can beat the shizniz out of you.
ho look at dat murf fuka
alternative to wedgie
I have a gnarly murf brah.
BRO, I THINK I'M GONNA MURF!
the opposite of smurf.
a rather large/muscular person.
Damn Ikaika, you wen get all murf!
For all those people who don't know what murf means, it means anything you want it to mean.
"have a murfing awesome day"
the code word to describe marijuana to urban pot heads.
word, i just got the sickest murf, lets go smoke that shit.