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When someone gets their ass handed to them so badly its like they got payed money for it to happened
Damn you see that headshot across the screen that nigga got murchantiled.

Mario-Try these shrooms luigi
Luigi-Nah son but how bout i murchantile yo bitch ass
by Dre0401 April 26, 2009
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