A person wearing fleece or knit gloves.

What it feels like shaking someones hands with fleece gloves on.
How'd you total your car?

I forgot to take my gloves off after I scraped my windshield and my muppet hands couldn't grip the wheel going around that corner.
by artgod33 December 31, 2009
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Jerking off wildly with a tubesock (preferably with the stripes at the top) on your wiener.
I gave myself the one handed muppet strangler this morning.
by the californiamerican July 11, 2008
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