Verb. Refers to the act of ejaculating and defecating simultaneously due to a stimulation of the male or female genitalia that causes a sudden push on the rectum, causing involuntary deification.
Most likely to occur when one is engaging in sexual intercourse while suffering from an irritable bowel or experiencing diarrhea.
Noun. Used as a noun, Munk refers to the combination of ejaculate and feces that has been produced through the act of Munking.
Most likely to occur when one is engaging in sexual intercourse while suffering from an irritable bowel or experiencing diarrhea.
Noun. Used as a noun, Munk refers to the combination of ejaculate and feces that has been produced through the act of Munking.
As a verb:
While having sex with my girlfriend last night, to my dismay I munked all over the bed at climax and now owe her a new comforter.
The first time I performed oral sex on her, she munked on my face and I was never the same.
I learned to never masturbate after taking ex-lax for you run the risk of munking.
As a Noun:
My mother was not happy when she noticed the munk all over my shorts in the laundry.
While having sex with my girlfriend last night, to my dismay I munked all over the bed at climax and now owe her a new comforter.
The first time I performed oral sex on her, she munked on my face and I was never the same.
I learned to never masturbate after taking ex-lax for you run the risk of munking.
As a Noun:
My mother was not happy when she noticed the munk all over my shorts in the laundry.
by GoBag November 10, 2009
Something you say too much when you hear it. The definition is a way of life. It is something you say if you get jump scared or if you are pissed and need to sound hard. But it is in no way shape or form disrespectful to munks. We love you
by gguksthighs January 22, 2018
by herdie December 13, 2003
This is a word that is a shortened version of the very unpopular and 'wannabe cool' music of modern punk. It needs to be used in order to get people to think that this music is actually real punk such as The Clash and The Stranglers yet people who actually think modern punk is a real type of music do not use this word as they think it is an insult to the awful sounds. Modern Punk itself was decribed by some critics as the worst they have 'ever heard' and this is why very few of the worlds population listen to it.
"Hey, you dont listen to punk, YOU LISTEN TO MUNK"
"Do you really want to listen to that munk?"
"Munk is not punk, it is munk"
"Munk (sound of gun firing into head)"
"Do you really want to listen to that munk?"
"Munk is not punk, it is munk"
"Munk (sound of gun firing into head)"
by James-2234 May 8, 2008
a stupid play of someone in fortnite that results in them risking their whole game to kill someone. Often said when people take storm fights, or land on people for no reason.
mostly used in the oce region
mostly used in the oce region
what the fuck cunt that guy just full munked me, omg he is munking everyone, get him banned from the pro discord.
by deadxdesire December 3, 2018
by dsfgshida January 19, 2008