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Verb. Refers to the act of ejaculating and defecating simultaneously due to a stimulation of the male or female genitalia that causes a sudden push on the rectum, causing involuntary deification.

Most likely to occur when one is engaging in sexual intercourse while suffering from an irritable bowel or experiencing diarrhea.

Noun. Used as a noun, Munk refers to the combination of ejaculate and feces that has been produced through the act of Munking.
As a verb:

While having sex with my girlfriend last night, to my dismay I munked all over the bed at climax and now owe her a new comforter.

The first time I performed oral sex on her, she munked on my face and I was never the same.

I learned to never masturbate after taking ex-lax for you run the risk of munking.

As a Noun:

My mother was not happy when she noticed the munk all over my shorts in the laundry.
by GoBag November 09, 2009
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unwashed undergarments, whose stench can be detected from up to 5 miles away.worn predominantly by smelly wee men.the stink may cause nausea and vomiting in those who are exposed to it.
smell ure munks
by marie the wise November 08, 2003
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(v) Commonly used within a circle of friends engaging in smoking a joint. To be munked is to be passed in the rotation due to choking, coughing or being too intoxicated to take another hit.
Can be used as a cutdown, a simple declarative or a command.
"Yo! I am so fucking faded right now ... munk me."

"That guy is a big pussy, he munked after only one rotation!"

-"Yo holmes take that shit!"
-"(Cough Cough Cough) Munk! (Cough Cough Cough)
by theKnuckler September 05, 2007
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A large fat man who can only move around in a wheelchair and goes to a school for retards.
Munk, stop stroking my arms
by cousin yalezy February 29, 2004
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To mess something up. Another word for "the f word"

I really don't want to munk this up.

I got into a car accident and now my hood is all munk'd up.
by Little Oral Annie January 28, 2009
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A large man who rolls round the gill stroking mens arms
Get that large freak away from me
by herdie December 13, 2003
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A cross between a munter and a mink, an unimaginably ugly person who not only dresses like a tramp, but also smells like one.
Oh my guiness, that Bev chick in our office is such a munter and dresses like the clothes were found in and OXFAM reject bin, surely she compliments both munters and minks and is therefore, a MUNK !
by P4D March 23, 2007
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