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Filthy Munchausen 

This one's for the ladies!

Hide a bottle, dildo, or other phallic object in the sheets of your bed. Then initiate sexytime with your man. You'Lloyd need to ride his dick in reverse cowgirl position. Then, right as he'said about to bust his nut, tell him not to pull out, and that you'll "Casey Anthony" the kid after it's out! When he starts to say "What the fuck???", rapidly shove your hidden phallus up his ass an pull it out like you'really starting a chainsaw! Hilarity ensues!
My girl gave me the Filthy Munchausen last week... I haven't had a proper shit in days.
Filthy Munchausen by Mjolnir12982 September 23, 2016

Computer Munchausen's 

A mental disorder in which a user deliberately causes damage or creates issues to their computer or peripherals in order to generate social interaction with another human. i.e. Help Desk or support personnel.
Dude, this is the fifth time this week Stacy's disconnected her monitor and opened a ticket, I think she has Computer Munchausen's.
Munchos is friend who loves to get Munchies while he is stoned

He is also very wise and knows the meaning of life

Likes to trip on acid and other drugs
Usually a complete debil or an izrod
It is common that he enjoys boxing or any kind of fighting sport
Doro: Oh is that the infamous Munchos?
Sanko: He sure does look like one, lets get high and go grab the munchies with him
Munchos by Bradorko March 18, 2019

Munchausen Buy Product 

A psychological afflication, frequently targeting older women, in which the afflicted subconsciously sabotage high price items in order to create an excuse to go shopping.
My mom has gone through 8 vacuums in the past year. She must have Munchausen Buy Product.

Münchausen 

Taken from Münchausen's syndrome, a person who does improper and annoying things to direct attention to themselves.
That guy who keeps spilling his water must be a münchausen. He just wants the attention.
Münchausen by pureevilPB March 21, 2009

Munchausen iProxy 

Munchausen iProxy is a condition where a device owner creates the appearance of problems in a device, typically their own phone. This may include injuring the device (dropping it into a body of water, cracking its screen, etc.) or otherwise altering its operation. They then present the device as being non-functional in the hope of obtaining a newer and better device.
I heard that Karen "dropped her phone in the toilet" the other day, but she was raving about the latest iPhone last week; this seems like a clear case of Munchausen iProxy.
Munchausen iProxy by meanjavabean October 13, 2019