fancy mumsies 

Is another name for artisanal beer. It's derived from that stupid band Mumford and Sons whose fans tend to be of the hipster doofus crowd who wear bowlers and suspenders , have handle bar mustaches and top knotsand tattoos of pennyfarthings. They tend to drink only fancy beers out of flip top bottles.

Hey Cny pass me one of those mumsies, I hate these banquet beers.

Hey Geebs, these fancy mumsies will drink great on the back of the boat. Fuck yeah.

H9 is on beer duty, put those mumsers in the locker room, they will be awesome when we get off the ice.

fancy mumsies by GEEBS70 January 8, 2017

Cheese Mummies

When jerking off or having sex, you shoot the load in your mouth by accident or on purpose.

Dan: I hate when I bust a nut and almost giving myself a case of the Cheese Mummies.

Arin: Yo bro, I Cheese Mummy myself daily.

Cheese Mummies by Plurmp "Dankenstein" McFlurten November 24, 2017

Cheese mummies

When you jizz in your mouth

-Dude I was jerking off earlier and I hit the Cheese Mummies!
-Oh damn dude how did it taste?

Cheese mummies by Smau November 24, 2017

mumsessed 

verb: to be obsessed with Marcus Mumford (musician) and/or Mumford and Sons (band). Being Mumsessed means the person is about all things Mumford and Sons. This person has everything pertaining to Marcus Mumford and Mumford and Sons. He/She is in atleast 3 Mumford And Sons or Marcus Mumford love groups on Facebook, Follows all pages dedicated to Mumford And Sons on Twitter, has a tumblr account just for Mumford feed, and owns Mumford and Sons albums. This person always bashes anyone against Mumford and Sons and will ALWAYS defend them when someone insults them. This person is a TRUE Mumford and Sons fan who is obsessed with them.

Matty: "Listen to this new Ke$ha song!"
Cady: "I hate Ke$ha, I'd rather be mumsessed."

Being mumsessed is a big responsibility, you have to ABSOLUTELY L.O.V.E. great music!

mumsessed by awesomemumford July 3, 2011

Mumsie man 

A man who calls their significant other “Mommy”

Kevin is a Mumsie man, he calls Sarah mommy

Mumsie man by Imamunch March 15, 2023

MUMSIE 

The term mumsie is fondly used by teenagers instead of mum

''I gotta go cos mumsie is calling me''

MUMSIE by dwain23 August 26, 2008

Grundle Mummies 

When toilet paper gets stuck on your grundle and when found later looked aged as if its king tuts mummy on your grundle.

Sidedoor Sally was going down on me and became disgust when she found my grundle mummies.

Grundle Mummies by Tit Whale January 16, 2009