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A person who likes to tell 'Ya Momma' jokes.
Person 1: Sorry for the yeasty smell.
Person 2: That is what Ya Momma said to me last night. Boo Yah!
Person 1: Man, you are a real Mummery.
Mummery by soilduck February 23, 2009
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1. The act of being a Mummer.
2. Someone who has just made a complete and utter fool of himself in public.
1. There is much Mummery on the streets on Paris.
2. Did he just say that? In front of everyone? My goodness he's made a right Mummery out of himself now
Mummery by webreakeasy May 26, 2006
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Someone who gets dressed up during the Christmas holidays and goes from house to house bumming drinks. A Newfoundland Tradition.
Any mummers 'loud in?
mummer by Buddy Wasisname September 20, 2005
A member of a travelling troupe of actors originally from the British Isles that performed seasonal folk plays. They occasionally perform in the streets, although their more usual style is house-to-house and in public centers. They are also known by other names (mostly regional) such as rhymers, pace-eggers, soulers, tipteerers, galoshins, and guisers.

The word & concept was recently brought back into American pop culture's attention with the 1997 release of Loreena Mckennitt's hit song "The Mummer's Dance" on her album The Book of Secrets.
Cindy: Oooh! This song is really nice! What's it called?

Hairstylist: Yeah, it's called "The Mummer's Dance". It's by Loreena Mckennitt.

Cindy: Ah. What's a mummer?

Hairstylist: I... don't know. I've never even heard the word before I listened to this song.

Genial Irishman: They're travelling actors, me fair lasses.

Cindy & Hairstylist: Oh... Like, awesome!
Mummer by Vampiro413 August 7, 2009
Philadelphia tradition: grown men dress like women and bums get wacked on drugs and booze, play banjos, tubas, and flutes while running through the streets causing mayhem. The mummers are divided by brigades, fancies, comics, gays, trannies, post and pre op transexuals. Mummers are known to take a full year to make thier costumes. Women are prohibited from becoming mummers. Sexual relations between the mummer men is commenplace as there judgement is often so impaired during the parade. Most mummers are Eagle fans.
I watched two drunken mummers blow each other on new years day!
mummers by A Palumbo September 4, 2007

Mummer Cummer 

Engaging in a sexual act with ones gf/bf mum or their own mum
Dude, i totally pulled off the ultimate mummer cummer last night with my gf's mum. She was screaming so loud!
Mummer Cummer by tizzle30 October 2, 2007

mummerized 

when a mother tidies up her son or daughter's organized chaos or reorganizes things according to her own specifications
I came home today and found my bedroom had been totally mummerized! She'd only gone and categorized all my clothes and I can't find anything.
mummerized by Quiapia September 25, 2015
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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