A turd so unexplainably long that the creator actually has to stand up on the toilet seat to prevent a clog. One's poophole will be under so much pressure that fist clenching and whimpers of agony may ensue.
"Chirst almighty John did you hear that? Sounds like he just did a Muldrew in that cubicle"
by Mr Anon Y Mouse October 20, 2006