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1.
The coffee mug (for pens). The first mug made specifically to cart, carry and caddy pens. Small pens, large pens, markers, the Mug of Pens carries it all! (Not intended for use with pencils.)
Turns a messy workplace into a Mugtastic Pentabulum.
Is made of poison.
Boss: "If I don't sign this contract in the next five minutes, this company's doomed! Get me a pen Hastings!"
(Hastings desperately searches for a pen, to no avail.)
Boss: "I'm so angry, I could rape somebody."

(Later)
Hastings: "If only I'd had Mug of Pens..."
by Dedguy August 01, 2009

Words related to Mug of Pens

coffee mug (for pens) mugs mugtastic pentabulum pens