Turns a messy workplace into a Mugtastic Pentabulum.
Is made of poison.
(Hastings desperately searches for a pen, to no avail.)
Boss: "I'm so angry, I could rape somebody."
Hastings: "If only I'd had Mug of Pens..."
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