Muffin Pup 

its a creature that is half muffin half dog most likley as a cartoon character, not real
it is the size of a pug, and to get around it hopps around and it eats coockies

muffin pup: W00F W00F W00F W00F W00F

Muffin Pup by jonaa1j38dl3 August 26, 2009

pup-muffin 

A term used to describe the act of putting crumbled up pieces of muffin in the vagina.

Danny Viejo enjoys watching sixteen candles after giving himself a pup-muffin.

pup-muffin by Jonathan Wiles December 6, 2006

puppy muffin 

a fat walmart citizen, on the scooter with enough muffin top to serve all the street dogs

puppy muffin mama is coming to her puppy muffin baybay

puppy muffin by yodogspjs May 22, 2018

Muffinpusher 

When a man rubs a muffin onto a vagina to add taste to it to make it more enjoyable for him to lick her vagina.

Man #1: Hey, my wife wants me to do something special for her birthday. What should I do?

Man #2: You should try being a Muffinpusher.

Man #1: What's that?

Man #2: Just rub a muffin on her vagina. Trust me she's gonna love it.

Muffinpusher by NotAMuffinpusher August 8, 2012

muffincup 

When a man and man stick each others fists into their anus(ass hole) while moaning hysterically!!

Dude john and bob muffincuped last night

muffincup by Gabby Dobin November 10, 2006

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008