Muffin

n. A code used in conversation that is between two people to leave the third person out of the loop that they are actually talking about him/her.

Radio; So man, I can get a girl to fuck tonight for sure. But she's a little more.. bigger..

Jeff; How much bigger?

Radio; She is here now, let's have a code for a yes and no

Jeff; Muffin is bad and cupcake is good.
<i>ugly woman drivers up and comes out of car, Jeff turns to Radio with frown and eyes closed.</i>
Jeff; MUFFIN!

by muffinaresogross=[ May 3, 2009

Muffin

A really good snack that comes in different kinds of flavors and is a wheat product. :o

Chocolate chip muffins are the best.

by Nikki March 27, 2005

Muffin

The adorable nickname Lauren German and Tom Ellis use for each other

Happy birthday Muffin

I’ve been trying to get Muffin Top out of her trailer for hours
Muffin humor

by ✨bepositive✨ August 28, 2020

Muffin

A nickname given to someone very important to you. Also given to someone who you love very much.

Girlfriend- "You mean the world to me muffin."
Muffin- "Aww"

by typethiseasy March 15, 2020

Muffin

A muffin is a piece of bread with no arms or legs. It is usually orange.

Hi muffin

by averynunu October 27, 2018

Muffin

The word you use when a person commits a dumb or stupid action to an excessive amount.

Russel is a Muffin!

by JLew2025 September 14, 2020

Muffin

an affectionate name for a friend or S.O similar to "babe"

hey muffin
how's my muffin today
muffin so good to see you!

by keegee chee February 25, 2015