man: those muffins were delicious!
man 2: no they weren't.
man: yeah, they were.
man 2: no, they weren't. ugly cupcakes are not delicious.
man: "falls over dead."
man 2: no they weren't.
man: yeah, they were.
man 2: no, they weren't. ugly cupcakes are not delicious.
man: "falls over dead."
by cheese_cake. (: January 1, 2009
1. The act of pulling one's penis for the attainment of sinful pleasures and an undisclosed ammount of unidentified white substance.
2. A wheat-based snack.
2. A wheat-based snack.
by Maxwell Hunt October 2, 2005
The most versatile insult ever. It can be used mockingly, sardoniclally, or in any other manner. It was originally synonymous with names like "pussy" or "cunt", but that has since been abandoned. (Traces of that root are still found in the word "muff")
(in a high pitched voice, as if mocking one's girlfriend)
"Come over here muffin!"
or
"Dude you're a fucking muffin"
or
"I saw these 2 guidos walking into a tanning salon. Fucking muffins"
"Come over here muffin!"
or
"Dude you're a fucking muffin"
or
"I saw these 2 guidos walking into a tanning salon. Fucking muffins"
by Sickofcreatingpsuedonyms December 4, 2009
an ugly cupcake.
by Ariana D'Lemi March 27, 2009
When a girl wears a bra too small, so the tops of her breasts spill out. Also known sometimes as quadroboobs.
by BLOCK BURNA August 31, 2005
1.a fat person with their disquisting blubber bulging out of the sides of their pants just like a muffin.
2.a tasty treat that is enjoyed by everyone.
3.talking snacks.
2.a tasty treat that is enjoyed by everyone.
3.talking snacks.
1.Dude,that muffin is feeling her muffin.
2.yum, this muffin is muffinlicious.
3.Oh em geez that muffin said something to me
2.yum, this muffin is muffinlicious.
3.Oh em geez that muffin said something to me
by your muffin August 4, 2007
The word to describe the action of being stoned/drugged up. Usually results from the consumption of a large quantity of penecillin. People who are muffined usually find fat bald doctors attractive during the period of being muffined.
Person: Hey Chris! You look totally muffined!!
Chris: Oh yeah i totally went overboard on the penecillin last night, some fat bald doctor gave me it.
Chris: Oh yeah i totally went overboard on the penecillin last night, some fat bald doctor gave me it.
by kidvicious1 May 30, 2009