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The act of freezing one's own turds (Log form only), keeping them onhand in the icebox, and bringing them out to penetrate others with in a very sexual manner (*at least until they melt).
To be used in general conversation:
"Anne - That is a nice pair of shoes you are wearing - How about a muddy mogul?"
by Colorado Mark February 25, 2005