Muddshaft

A gay derivative of the popular Mudslide cocktail.

* Prepare mudslide cocktail
* Add a float of Jim Beam Black
* Garnish with a Hillshire Farm Lit'l Smokies cocktail sausage

After a long night with his boyfriend... Trevor just wanted to set on his inflatable donut seat cushion and down a Muddshaft to drown the pain.

Muddshaft by Spanky007 September 9, 2009

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muddshark

A white girl who only dates black guys.

Johnny white guy: I tried to date Becky, but she said I wasn't her type. Then I saw her with Tyrone. Wtf??

Johnny's friend: Thought you knew, Becky's a muddshark! You didn't have a chance.

muddshark by Sheree19 October 2, 2007

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Muddshaft • muddshark • midshafting • mudshart

muddshark

non black bitch that only loves black cock

Kim Kardashian is a muddshark cause she only likes mid thigh black cock

muddshark by vince61 July 6, 2010

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midshafting

When a man wears his pants halfway down his unit to expose the shaft. Our creative response to the ridiculous fashion statement known as butt cleavage. As if anyone wants their woman looking like a plumber

Jeremy King has to be very careful when midshafting, as he is always a half inch away from full exposure

midshafting by king Murf August 10, 2010

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mudshart

When you shart and it slides down your leg.

1. You should have seen William last night he filled his pants with a mean ass mudshart!
2. Wtf dude did you just mudshart? It smells like shit in here

mudshart by DaFatha August 20, 2024

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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