A woman that is to her mid-to-late 100s. She likes to shame kids in front of everybody. She also likes to make kids commit sucide by the hard work she likes to give them. Or just kill them.
My mom: Oh look. Mrs. Woeben is giving my kid a grade. It will probably be good.
Me: Oh look. That bitch gave me a 0% F. By cruel world.
My parents: OH FUCK! SHE KILLED HERSELF I WONDER WHY??
My 9 year old brother: Because she got a 0% F in Robotics.
My mom: We're so mad at that dumbass. Looks like she'll have to go after school every Wednesday again...
Mrs. Woleben is a bitch
Me: Oh look. That bitch gave me a 0% F. By cruel world.
My parents: OH FUCK! SHE KILLED HERSELF I WONDER WHY??
My 9 year old brother: Because she got a 0% F in Robotics.
My mom: We're so mad at that dumbass. Looks like she'll have to go after school every Wednesday again...
Mrs. Woleben is a bitch
by Calyfur January 20, 2019