A cat that dreams of genocide. He longs to speak with his owner (Slave), so that he may continue his plans for world domination. He is usually an arrogant cat that gets pissy when not tended to immediately. He only likes him chin scratched 3 times every hour or he will cut you.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'