Mr. Parker

the greatest teacher to ever walk the face of the planet

a man so manly you wouldn't be suprised to see a bear corpse in he back of his pickup

A brown moustached stud who has aquied an intense man beard.

Seabiscuit

Student: Hey Mr. Parker your moustache is talking to me

Mr. Parker: It does that sometimes.

by The Source Which Is Awesome2 October 6, 2010

Mr Parker

A idiot who has no eyebrows and likes looking at girls in a weird way. He gives you exams for an irrelevant subject that nobody cares about and you almost wanna slap across the face when you see his non eye-browed head. Then he makes you do a page of homework every week despite the lessons having to be practicals he treats it like a english lesson. So if you see him slap him. Then reply saying you were attempting a fake drama punch.

No eyebrows and he is very boring it can only be a Mr Parker!!!

by DoctorColesminion123 November 11, 2019

mr parker

A sexy Man whore, someone every girl wants .

Well hey they Mr Parker. 😍Muscles jawline

by King kerry May 15, 2018

mrs. parker

A bitch teacher who is a racist, homophobic, transphobic cunt

Wow my math teacher is such a mrs. parker.

by I didnt cause a bomb threat :) July 31, 2016

mrs. parker

A teacher who is a racist, homophobic, transphobic cunt

Wow! The teacher is such a Mrs. Parker.

by I didnt cause a bomb threat :) July 31, 2016

Mr. Parker

The best and most handsome teacher of all time

Mr. Parker is hip.

by soreno September 22, 2021