Mr. Parker

the greatest teacher to ever walk the face of the planet

a man so manly you wouldn't be suprised to see a bear corpse in he back of his pickup

A brown moustached stud who has aquied an intense man beard.

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Student: Hey Mr. Parker your moustache is talking to me

Mr. Parker: It does that sometimes.

Mr. Parker by The Source Which Is Awesome2 October 6, 2010

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Mr. Parker

The best and most handsome teacher of all time

Mr. Parker is hip.

Mr. Parker by soreno September 22, 2021

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Mr Parker

A idiot who has no eyebrows and likes looking at girls in a weird way. He gives you exams for an irrelevant subject that nobody cares about and you almost wanna slap across the face when you see his non eye-browed head. Then he makes you do a page of homework every week despite the lessons having to be practicals he treats it like a english lesson. So if you see him slap him. Then reply saying you were attempting a fake drama punch.

No eyebrows and he is very boring it can only be a Mr Parker!!!

Mr Parker by DoctorColesminion123 November 11, 2019

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mr parker

A sexy Man whore, someone every girl wants .

Well hey they Mr Parker. 😍Muscles jawline

mr parker by King kerry May 15, 2018

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m.r.s.parker

m.r.s.parker is a really talented tiktok editor she posts really amazing edit and her personality seems really nice

friend: hey have you seen m.r.s.parker edit on tiktok

person: no who is she

friend: wha-

m.r.s.parker by ur.dad.is.gay February 11, 2022

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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