Mr. Boombastic

Name given to my dick by my girlfriend.

Used to describe ones super-human penis power

Both a title and a privledge given to the manhood of those fortunate enough to have been blessed with a penis that provides women with previously unattainable pleasure and satisfaction. Its what legends are truely made of.

Gf-"Hey babe, I think Mr. Boombastic wants to come out and play with me...can he? Pleeeeeeeeeeease?"

Me-"Of course....after the game....promise."

After the game
Gf-"OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG............OOOOOOOOOOOMG!"

by the real CHICKENDANCE November 5, 2009

Mr. Boombastic

Mr. Lova Lova woaaaaah. The man of your dreamz. An absolute pimp.

"Oh shit dude, Mr. Boombastic just crushed a case of mickies."

by Joseph Shiesty March 7, 2023