|1.||Mr. & Mrs. Coffin|
The couple sitting next to you in the theater who coughs a lot while you are trying to watch the movie.
Hey, Mr. & Mrs. Coffin, I feel bad for you that you are coughing a lot, but, buy some cough medicine, or stay home and watch a video! You are annoying the Hell out of me, I can't concentrate on the movie (can you?), and I don't want your fricken cold or whatever it is!